Post noodz

send noodz,

bury me in noodz,

cover me in noodz and leave me for a thousand years

when archeologists find me 

they will call me Pharoh of the Noodz

more noodz than one man can handle

more noodz than an entire civilization can handle

they will preserve me

like amber

amber noodz

i’m 31

fuck

My Ideal Woman

- Fast, super fast. Really, really fast.

- High intelligence. 

-Incredibly strong. Able to crush human windpipe with one hand.

- Lifespan ideally not artificially restricted.

- Highly agile.

- Ability to withstand extreme temperature ranges.

- Visually indistinguishable from humans.

- Empathy preferable but not mandatory.