TELL ME ANYTHING.
- Fast, super fast. Really, really fast.
- High intelligence.
-Incredibly strong. Able to crush human windpipe with one hand.
- Lifespan ideally not artificially restricted.
- Highly agile.
- Ability to withstand extreme temperature ranges.
- Visually indistinguishable from humans.
- Empathy preferable but not mandatory.
doing an april fools thing is pretty brave when you consider the tumblr community is the most uninformed, hair trigger reactionary group of knee jerk motherfuckers alive