please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess a fantasy to you.

brandyneat:

honey-andrevolution:

nightlifeunlimited:

TELL ME ANYTHING.

ME TOO IM ON A TRAIN FOR ANOTHER 5 HOURS. And the Internet isn’t working on my iPad :(

<crickets>

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess a fantasy to you.

TELL ME ANYTHING.

(via princedink)

My Ideal Woman

- Fast, super fast. Really, really fast.

- High intelligence. 

-Incredibly strong. Able to crush human windpipe with one hand.

- Lifespan ideally not artificially restricted.

- Highly agile.

- Ability to withstand extreme temperature ranges.

- Visually indistinguishable from humans.

- Empathy preferable but not mandatory.

HERE COMES THE FEAR…

Tumblr Pro

elevators:

doing an april fools thing is pretty brave when you consider the tumblr community is the most uninformed, hair trigger reactionary group of knee jerk motherfuckers alive

You can’t, to steal from one of my own pieces of writing, ‘be fucking serious’.